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Amen to that!! For all of my Nurse Friends...I know you've had this very thought!

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: NURSES - We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it. For my sister, one of many fabulous nurses I know!

95 Funny Nursing eCards, Quotes, Jokes, and Memes: http://nurseslabs.com/95-funny-nursing-ecards-memes/

95 Funny Nursing eCards and Memes

Sorry you had to bring yourself in. This results from your mom being a nurse and suffering from 'justsuckitup' syndrome. My kids totally laugh at this one!

Somebody had to say it...

Nursing eCard--I daily risk dirty needle sticks, assaults, and being sued. Now tell me again why you should get paid more to make sure people's fries are golden brown?

Because I think you're that cool, @Christina Gross. I also have nurses in the family, so there's lots of love and respect from me.  :)

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I guess I'm a real man! But I believe it's supposed to say "smart" men marry nurses. Or "hypochondriacs" marry nurses.

Nursing Home Humor | ... Donnell's Bletherings and Haverings from Scotland: Nursing Humour

This goes for anyone in the medical field. The hard work and dedication that goes into health care and medical services makes me thankful that I get to be a part of it! Love it!

This is pretty much how I feel. And why it takes me a full day to recover from those 3 days

eCards for Nurses

So true, I hate when people say "at least you only work 3 days a week"

Proud Nurse

Proud Nurse

Free, Workplace Ecard: I'm sorry to hear about your abdominal pain. If you could put down the Mtn Dew and wipe the Cheeto dust off your fingers, I'll jump right on your emergency.

yeah we have to do it non stop with no breaks not this few days a year stuff , stop fussin'

Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of

It's just not the same! Seen this too many times at work!

I think it's hilarious when my patients tell me this and I see tattoos. You hate needles? Because with a tattoo you get poked thousands of times, I'm only gonna do it once. LOL the more tattoos, the harder they fall