Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused.

I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused.

I need a nap... And by nap I mean a small coma so I can hide from my life.

I need a nap... And by nap I mean a small coma so I can hide from my life.

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