♥ this rx! lol
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My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress my life... same thing...lol
my doctor told me to start killing people... actually he told me to reduce stress.. same thing
My doctor told me to reduce stress in my life...
Killing people as stress relief
Just what the doctor ordered
Funny stuff =)
if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges
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if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges. LOLOLOLOLOLOL I fell for it, damn.
if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.... It's so sad I actually tried it
Haha! I know a few people this will work on! :) Random Funny Pictures � 45 Pics
if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges ---omg lol I did it haha.
I just spent a whole minute trying to make gullible sound like oranges!!!😖
Bwahahahaaa.....love it!the sad thing is a tried it for like 5 minutes
if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges - hahah I really am
if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges, funny quotes
"Gullible" ... my roommate fell for this one. Hahahaha!!
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I've pinned this before... But this happens to me all the time, and I thought I was the only person it happened to!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
I have had the "awkward moment stare" many times! Omg I thought I was the only one lol
wait, this is considered an 'awkward moment' I thought this was the foundation of life
So true! I do this so often, I always thought it was just me until now haha
So true! Haha story of my life when I am writing things on the board
So true! Thought I was the only one who does this!
This describes what happened to my kitchen remodeling project. I thought there was a light at the end of the tunnel...not. LOL
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Due to the current work load the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice. #Quotes
Wait until you get to the real world. There are no lights at the end of the tunnel.
I thought there was a light at the end of the tunnel. Today fixed that. Boo.
I thought there was a light at the end of the tunnel...not. LOL
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I've never seen the light at the end of the tunnel
The light at the end of the tunnel... LOL
lmao, all the time.
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Profiling at its finest. I blame Criminal Minds. Have you ever looked at someone and thought... Yep you have a person locked in your basement.
I say this about people all the time! I also look at children and make this prediction.Yep, Laugh, Funny Shit, Quotes, Funny Pictures, Scoreboard, Funny Stuff, Humor, Basements
Hahaha! Yes! Brett and I talk about people like this all the time! Normally we say dead hookers in the basement though! Lol
THIS made me laugh SO hard!! Idk why... and NO I don't have a person locked in my basement!
hahahah brady tells me this all the time that he has someone locked in the basement
Every time I'm at a boring training, I play "Who's the Serial Killer in the Room?"
OMG I DO THIS AAAAALLL THE TIME!!!! GUESS I WATCH TOO MUCH CRIMINAL MINDS HAHA
I work at Walmart in the Pharmacy...we think this all the time!
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This must be part of the Crayola accessory kit for the new adult coloring books. Stressed at work edition?
Your favorite crayon - kind of kike the color of your eyes, or that gap/hole in your mouth
to color Dora the explorer
Butthole Brown Crayon
my absolute FAV color
Obamas skin color
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So true! Telling my husband he's being a "meanie head" never feels as good as telling him he's being a J****** ;-)
Swearing: Because sometimes 'gosh darn' and 'meanie head' just don't cover it. #funny #giggles
"gosh darn you, you meanie head." I say that to Jeff all. the. time.
gosh darn those devil-worshipping meanie heads. You betcha.
"Gosh darn" and "meanie head" don't cover it!
So true, I can have a potty mouth
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basically every morning, but then i think no, drinking before work is inappropriate as much as it would make my job more entertaining.
Well, I don't drink coffee or alcohol, but I still think this is funny!
Omg...this made me laugh. Perhaps I can relate too much?
Let me get my cape...I feel like this most days
Haha... feels every day of my life haha
Hell, i don't even drink coffee!
Hahaha!!! Coffee < Alcohol.
Let me get my cape...lol
Haha, So true!!
This is great....I am clear now.
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Please excuse the language, but I do believe I have found my new favorite word to call people (inside my head)
Quite possibly one of my most favorite words ever, even thought I am trying to watch my mouth
Probably my favorite word- thought I made it up!! Omg this is great!
Fucktard funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor
Finally my favorite word has been documented by others!
Omg this is so funny ! You know who you are
So true about some people.
aint it the truth
Baudelaire Quote On Pot From 1860 ...
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#420 #herb #weed #marijuana #cannabis #maryjane #pot (I haven't had any for a long long time but I'd sure like to try this with you. Hmm...)
Marijuana is a mirror reflecting mans deepest thoughts, a magnifying mirror. - Charles Baudelaire #weed #marijuana #cannabis #maryjane #pot #love #life #stressreliever #anxietykiller #allnatural #education
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The brain on Marijuana Quote
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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. ... so true ;)
Hey! That's me...today was a coffee filter day! Lol! BUT..tonight I'm the queen of serenity..I like to mix it up...keep people on their toes!!!
Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days I'm over the edge.. SO TRUE
i am never the queen of serenity... every day is coffee filter type day
Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days... ecard
... and then I laugh. Ah, so true.
Ah, e-cards, you know me too well
This really made me giggle
Why God Made Moms - as answered by second graders.
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Why God Made Moms - as answered by second graders...I LOVE the kid that said, "Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work"!!!!! My favorite one is answer 3 to the why mom married dad category!!!
Why God Made Moms – as answered by second graders. This would be cute for Mother's Day.
Why God Made Moms - as answered by second graders... This is awesome!
Why God made Moms, as told by 2nd graders.
What makes moms moms-this is hilarious!!!
"Why God Made Moms" from 2nd graders
Why god made MOMs! :) Hilarious!!!
Funny Pictures: Why God Made Moms?
Other than that, watch out
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The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out. - LOL Thought you might be able to use this :)
makes me laugh : ) true story though.
True story about nail polish
#funny #quote #nailpolish
hahaha... true story.
Another true story
+ True story haha!
This is too true!
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One of the most true things I've ever #funny commercial #funny ads #interesting ads #commercial ads #funny commercial #commercial ads #funny commercial| http://funnycommercialadsphotos46.blogspot.com
Most true thing I've ever read. Not really inspiration, but the black pretty much sums up what I'd like to be.. <3
Pinterest lives...haha....I want to live a Pinterest life lol
Ain't it a shame... #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
Sounds like a dream life... Till reality strikes!
The sad truth
Nursing School, Words Of Wisdom, Remember This, So True, Inspirational Quotes, Life S, True Stories, You Re Dead
Well first how do we know what live is. But if you think about this is close. If we live everyday do the same thing at the same time is that living or do we have to take those risk, live moment to moment, ride the roller coaster of life and fight thought the downs and enjoy the ups. I rather ride the roller coaster then look back later in life a think I could have lived better. We only have one life to live that we know of so we should not take it for grated.
This is actually a pretty inspiring quote. I'll have to remember this from now on :)
Need to remember this on mornings like yesterday ... One of the downs.
Life always has its ups and downs. If it doesn’t, you’re dead.
Need to remember this on the rougher days!!
So true :)
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