Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.
"Why didn't you answer my text messages?" "Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for love! I think you can answer my texts!
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on. Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it might sound wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
i only want to get old if my life is going to be like the golden girls
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.
This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!
Wearing ridiculously ugly shoes just because they're comfortable is just as "Shoepid"