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Mythbusters: I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants!

True friends crop Facebook pics

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

Funny Confession Ecard: I like cursing.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Once in a while, okay. I understand you're happy. But everyday? Come on! SO annoying. No one cares about you cuddling lol. Don't even get me started on girls saying I love you after a month or two of dating and thinking they're going to get married...

I need to profess my desire to punch you in the face.

Only if it is inside my house...or tent......or car for that matter.  But if it outside in it's natural habitat, I'm glad they don't want me dead. :)

Yep, of the time, no exceptions. lol I HATE spiders!

Ian Somerhalder ;)

My everyday thoughts.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

Lmao!!!! Not from what I've been told! @Kari Jones Jones Jones Schriewer remember these conversations???

"I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know nobody's ever going to pay for that shit." - There's no easy comeback to that insult!

Haiku about getting out of bed.

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

if only i was smart enough to think of this to say to guys

"Why didn't you answer my text messages?" "Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for love! I think you can answer my texts!


Stacy's mom has got it goin' on. Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it might sound wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.


i only want to get old if my life is going to be like the golden girls

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

...Or pouring a bowl of cereal to find that there is no milk left. Those kind of things ruin days. hahah.

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Shoepidity

Wearing ridiculously ugly shoes just because they're comfortable is just as "Shoepid"