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Wine one one

…and then I said "Oh Noooooooo… my wine glass is empty! Quick… call wine one-one!

Wine and a million dollars. OK! <3

Wine Wednesday (25 photos)

I could really go for a glass of wine and a million dollars. Or just the million dollars I'm flexible like that lol

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Work out tip:  Get really heavy wine glasses and fill them up!  Repeat!

Work out tip: Get really heavy wine glasses, pour two glasses & drink simultaneously for an even (arms) workout!

Ha

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When a cashier asks 'how's your day going?' I reply 'I am buying 3 bottles of wine, it's clearly only getting better.

Wine Saying

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Wine Humor: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Yes, I am quite aware that you have nothing better to do in life than come at me. I would get mad and offended but I always get such a laugh! Please, continue!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not sure if my headache is because I'm dehydrated or that I need caffiene, but I'm fairly certain that it can be fixed with a bottle of wine.

Wine   The recommended 2-3 servings per day

Wine: an alcoholic drink that is made from fermented grapes and therefore officially counts as a serving of fruit. I just found another excuse to keep drinking my Wine!

Everyone's all like "I love Obama" or "I love Romney" & I'm over here like "I love wine"...

"Everyone's all like 'I love Obama' or 'I love Romney' and I'm over here like 'I love wine'.

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that type of workout sounds fun!

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

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