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    Wiener

    haaa

    lol

    Sorry+for+calling+you+a+whore+all+those+times.+I+didn't+realize+a+lack+of+love+from+your+parents+leaves+a+hole+in+your+heart+only+dicks+can+fill.

    Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.'

    bahahahahah

    Best idea ever

    Hahaha

    Sluts.

    I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.

    Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm not calling you a slut; I'm just saying that if you ever went to a sperm bank, your spit would be accepted.

    LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

    Gonna use at work!

    lol. yes shes drunk. And maybe a bit crazy so if you spent three years being a shitty friend I would suggest running..lol

    Hahahahahaha! Omg

    Funny Flirting Ecard

    So true!!!

    Too funny

    This is so funny!

    Oh my goodness... that had me laughing so hard at work I went into a coughing fit. (i know.. shocker.. lol)