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"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

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This is me! Funny Confession Ecard: I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times. Not because I'm nervous or anything.mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald?'

Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald?' Or my shower drain.

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

Every morning is a constant battle between deciding to spend time on your appearance or sleep for just 15 more minutes. Sleep usually wins.

Sleep or look attractive? Natural beauty is better. Less sleep equals more makeup to cover up the bags. So yeah, sleep =beauty.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk...and REALLY crafty too.

Mine looks like I am going to be very fit,or very very fat .and REALLY crafty too.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

It's funny because I don't give a shit.

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