Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!

I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

Front: middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus Inside: Blank sapling press cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a 100% post consumer brown b

Hummus Letterpress Card

Front: middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus Inside: Blank sapling press cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a 100% post consumer brown b

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. You panic and run...they follow.

The truth can hurt!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@     Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics

The truth can hurt!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@ Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics

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