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Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I'm a bitch because apparently  to get my point across, that's what I have to do.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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"I regret some of the things I said last night - I came up with way better insults this morning!

Cramps

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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