Unless you fell off the treadmill   and smacked your face,   no one wants to hear   about your workout.

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

Your ability to weave in and out of traffic at a high rate of speed and end up as the car in front of me at the red light is amazing!

Your ability to weave in and out of traffic at a high rate of speed and end up as the car in front of me at the red light is amazing!

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva shares her secret to getting through the stress of the hurricane!

The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva shares her secret to getting through the stress of the hurricane!

I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply, 'inbox me.' I'm sorry, was this private?

I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply, 'inbox me.' I'm sorry, was this private?

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