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We're sleeping on the wrong side of the bed no matter what, so...

from Where's the f*#king mommy manual?!?


Dear playground bullies… Consider yourself warned. Yours truly, Mommy

When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die." | Confession Ecard

Underestimating me can be hazardous to your health or worse.......your psyche.