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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"