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That's why you wait three days to call a woman!

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Hahahahaha!!!!

This pin's insidious subtext: girls should not do anything that takes away from pretty-being. That girl in the back has either heard her favorite song come on, or spotted an old friend across the bar, or is singing or dancing or otherwise having a great time. This one momentary snapshot does not invalidate her implied great time at this party, nor do the smiles of the other two girls mean they're 'better' at drinking.

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Awesome level 439932.

Barney Stinson. Awesome.

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I don't love her okay?

HIMYM :)

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People are built the way they are built…

Pretty much how I feel.