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Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

You say you'll be here between noon and five? Great, I'll be sure to pay my bill sometime between May and July!!

You say you'll be here between noon and five? Great, I'll be sure to pay my bill sometime between May and July!!

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Truth, my legs are so white, you need sunglasses to look at them lol (not really but they're pretty white lol)

Truth, my legs are so white, you need sunglasses to look at them lol (not really but they're pretty white lol)

I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.

I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.

We+should+probably+get+therapy+for+all+of+these+issues+we+conceal+with+humour.

We+should+probably+get+therapy+for+all+of+these+issues+we+conceal+with+humour.