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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Lol so true!!! Cranky!

Warning: I'm exercising, eating right,and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.

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"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Everyone's all 'It's baseball season' and 'It's pollen season,' but I'm all 'It's triathlon season!'#triathlon

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Funny Confession Ecard: Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

not quite there yet, but working on it

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this is hilarious! Haas Reason why we put up with the grunting meatheads at the gym

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it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

Stop setting yourself up for failure by setting unrealistic goals!

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

I plan on losing 15 lbs. and I expect to see results by morning. so true it's sad lol