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Only dead fish go with the flow. Using this when my cousin tells me to "go with the flow"

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I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

Funny Confession Ecard: People say 'Oh, what will you do when you're old with all those tattoos?' Be freaking FABULOUS! DUH...

So reminds me of the time my son was three, and said that word as he was watching that part of the movie Back to the Future III when the manure cart dumped all over that guy.

Listen, I'm A Nice Person... Oh don't worry, I'll always be civil to you... but if that is all you get... examine your conscience. #AlwaysALady