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Vou mandar fazer umas camisetas para uma galerinha e dar de presente de Natal com uma caixa de Rivotril e uma garrafa de vodca! Hehe fun with colons by Hunter Langston, via Flickr

I'm never ready to do things at 8am, unless I absolutely must

True that . . . . I used to work with a night shift manager decades ago who thought he was 'God's gift to Womanhood' so, of course, I HAD to be interested in him, right? Oh how wrong he was....so I learned I had to have comebacks for those jerks who were like him.

ha!! I need to wear this as a button to school everyday!!!!! Some people are really close to the limit.

*backflips off loft bed, ninja kicks door open, barrel rolls into living room, rips plug out of wall, teleports back to computer, world is at peace*

Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.

Is it something nice?

I think I piss people off all the time on facebook with my jewels of wisdom. XD

haha I love this, especially since there is a bag of my favorite jelly beans hiding in the pantry, and zach accidentally saw them the other aday and a litttle piece of me died inside, lol