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The reasons why Mommy is allowed to curse

The reason I'm allowed to use curse words, honey, is because Mommy has a lot more fucking shit to curse about than you do.

Happy Friday everyone!

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

and then I only need it after I throw it away.

Funny Confession Ecard: Ladies-that awkward moment when you realize that sitting on that nasty toilet was a better alternative than the piss trail left on your leg.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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Someone please tell my guy this is true: You say I'm messy. I say my thing are arranged in an abstract manner intentionally as a part of my unquenchable thirst for creative expression.

"How much is this?" ...as they hold the price tag out to you...well, let's see, the tag says $24.99 so it must be $24.99.

So true! this is to funny! Until you work in customer service answering phones, etc. because there are seriously some stupid questions out there, that make you wan tto give stupid answer!

When you see this funny sign hanging on a wall, you know times are tough! When budgets are cut and expenses go up, sometimes you have to make sacrifices. That's why the fabled light at the end of the

Public Notice Funny Quote Sign in Black and Grey

When you see this funny sign hanging on a wall, you know times are tough! When budgets are cut and expenses go up, sometimes you have to make sacrifices. That's why the fabled light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, folks.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

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