Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

i have grown quite grumpy and misanthropic over my 25 long years.... if all goes well it'll just be me and pinterest celebrating my 30th.

i have grown quite grumpy and misanthropic over my 25 long years.... if all goes well it'll just be me and pinterest celebrating my 30th.

There's this weird thing at my work where people are putting names on food in the fridge. I just ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

There's this weird thing at my work where people are putting names on food in the fridge. I just ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

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