oh me oh my......been here done that; haven't we all? hehe.

oh me oh my......been here done that; haven't we all? hehe.

When your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on you! :) #Funny #E-Card #Funny Picture

When your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on you! :) #Funny #E-Card #Funny Picture

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.

Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

So, you admittedly smoke a pack a day and drink heavily, but haven't taken your $4.00 med for 3 months because you can't afford it. Hmm.

So, you admittedly smoke a pack a day and drink heavily, but haven't taken your $4.00 med for 3 months because you can't afford it. Hmm.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

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