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Well of course it is! Silly people; how could they even think that? hehehehe

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: They say a glass of wine a day is good for you. The bottle is glass, right?

Everyone I know is like 'I'm having another baby!' and I'm just like 'I'm having another glass of wine!'

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday! You're one fourth of the way to way to go!

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

HAHA

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

How I feel any time I find out someone I know is pregnant!

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Putting up with you is like eating pudding with a ford, not impossible but a total pain in the ass. | eCards

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Calm the F#%& Down

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

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