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Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Cauliflower “Meat” Balls

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.