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Greta Wallace is an independent fashion design professional who retails the Simply Greta fashion line from a Brooklyn, New York brownstone. The Simply Greta line tends towards loose-fitting skirts and shirts topped by her signature shrug, long tubular pieces with an opening for the torso, one for the head and two for the hands.
 I try to imagine my conservative, cardigan-loving caregiver doing cocaine and I can’t. These days she drives a silver minivan and tucks her shirts in to her jeans. No one offers cocaine to a woman who tucks her shirts into her jeans. She does belt them, which makes it better, but the habit makes her Mom Pooch more pronounced. I’ve been meaning to talk to her about that.