Please pass me that parenting handbook. I need to smack my kid with it.

Please pass me that parenting handbook. I need to smack my kid with it.

Understanding women. Volume 1 of 10.  Men will never understand women!

Understanding women. Volume 1 of 10.

Understanding women. Volume 1 of 10. Men will never understand women!

how I feel when people ask me whats wrong just because I'm not bouncing off the walls with happiness...

how I feel when people ask me whats wrong just because I'm not bouncing off the walls with happiness...

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Friends who share the same kind of crazy... make the very best friends in the world! I love my crazy girl friends!

Friends who share the same kind of crazy... make the very best friends in the world! I love my crazy girl friends!

I'm convinced the spider, who's slow and painful death I partook in, sent a message to it's clan to come back for me. Seriously.

I remember too.

I'm convinced the spider, who's slow and painful death I partook in, sent a message to it's clan to come back for me. Seriously.

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

Yep!  Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex!  Ridiculous!  Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

Yep! Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex! Ridiculous! Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!

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Oh Snap! (note really motivation, but definitely helps cheer you up b/c it's that funny!)

Oh Snap! (note really motivation, but definitely helps cheer you up b/c it's that funny!)

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