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Checkmate!

So evil. so perfect! Just realized my life turned out better than yours.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Im so sorry that karma cake you baked yourself isnt tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a tall glass of I Fucking Told You So will he.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Im so sorry that karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a tall glass of I Fucking Told You So will help!

:)

Youve been diagnosed with a serious case of attention seeking disorder. I know TONS of people that must have a CRITICAL case of this. I highly dislike them. And the weak lame ass men who cater to them!

Life is unapologetic...karma will respond to those who possess hateful thoughts and actions...unhappiness will ruin every attempt at success until the realization comes that it is they who are backwards...

Life is unapologetic.karma will respond to those who possess hateful thoughts and actions.unhappiness will ruin every attempt at success until the realization comes that it is they who are backwards.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

There isn't any.....  Sorry but I don't say ain't and I don't speak incorrectly

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!

Some days I feel like this about my husband ;)

my exact thoughts most of the time.but I had 3 babies lol my hubby even though I do want to punch him sometimes =)

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

That's weird, I did it and it told me I had arrived at my destination...

I typed 'Bitch' into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. my Siri would just take me to my own house Haha

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