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I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

YEEES!

Oh my word! I think it's a comfort thing. When I was little, I was convinced that my cousin's ceiling fan shadow was a witch coming to pull off my nose. Ever since then, the fear is gone, but my blanket is up over my nose.

Lol if only it was practical when 75 other loads are waiting lol

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Lmao it'd be hard not to laugh at that but also sock you in the face at the same time

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Isn't that the truth!   Or during the week, it's hard to roll out of bed, but on the weekend, I wake up at the time my weekday alarm would ring.....so frustrating!

At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up. My Life story!

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

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