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The idea that your period is a punishment for not being impregnated makes me super squicked out. "You mean you didn't fulfill your womanly destiny this month either? Cramps for you!"

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

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I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

If only my chair swiveled... Instead it's 8 inches off the ground or an animal picture on the carpet. But I would take getting to teach two year olds over sitting in a cubicle any day, they make the hard days worth it :)