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could be applied to any year, this is hilarious!

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

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My husband has a "10 second rule" where he can take back anything he says and as long as it is in the first 10 seconds I can't get mad.  It has saved him countless times!

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Relatable Post #1931:   I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT DRYER LINT IS THE CREMATED REMAINS OF ALL OF MY MISSING SOCKS.

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

I mean Lolo loves you, Chris, but nothing beats unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks without gaining a pound or going into cardiac arrest.

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Very true

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. my ex always inferred I was a witch, that's why its funny . cuz he's my ex .

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In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.

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I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Poster

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hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

would be funnier if without hesitation got an answer . . . that would be the creation of a new freindship

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

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