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I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

This job hasn't killed me, or made me stronger. It has however gotten me closer to wanting to go postal on someone.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.

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The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done

being an adult is the dumbest thing i have ever done.

Instead of sick days they should be called 'I hate my f**king job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

Funny Confession Ecard: Singing to a song you don't really know.. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.

My job is like an abusive relationship. I know I should walk away but instead I keep coming back for more.