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A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Dear Dad,    I'm not pregnant or in jail.     Happy Father's Day.

I feel like my parents should be more proud of me for making it into my without having any illegitimate children.lol but seriously.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. Yep, that's me

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

She says that like it's a bad thing.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

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