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I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. so sad and true


Rottenecards - Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, Ha ha ha! no one wants to hear about your workout.

You're an idiot

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.


For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

Get help!!

"We" find it hilarious how your insecurities shine through each and every ecard! Maybe try focusing less on ecards and more on your life, it may not seem as pathetic! GET HELP!

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

This pretty much says it all

Having low blood sugar levels can be a bitch: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

OR girlfriend/boyfriend. Seriously people, grow some balls and say it in person. If you wouldn't say "I love you" in person, don't freaking say it period!