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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

fabulous

Hahahah"I'm really trying to be fabulous today but I was so fucking fabulous last night I'm exhausted"

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

that used to be my job... ugh the womens was always just dirty and nasty.

I may have a bad day, but someone has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.there, I instantly feeling better!

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

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