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I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Lord have mercy...the attitudes in this house are unbelievable. Thank God for wine. :)