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Still waiting for the day I can say this!

"My cleavage is out of control again" I have this problem ALL THE TIME.


Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Kat Dennings ("2 Broke Girls") has a thing to say about being a plus-size actress working in Hollywood.

Curvy Actress Kat Dennings of 2 Broke Girls cracks the curvy girl quote of the day, “I tried being anorexic for four hours and then I was like, I need some bagels.

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. haaa

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. I hate pants and responsibilities!

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The Unsightly Side Effects of Working Out. - dude mom

The Unsightly Side Effects of Working Out

hahahahahaha, can't do jumping jacks, jump rope, or trampolines.

wish this wasn't true!

Free, Confession Ecard: When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

I now have a new name to yell at stupid drivers.

Get over it, twat waffle. i am not sure why i did not think of this awesome term!

Ha ha! Ok, not really, but funny... if there is anything that would suspend leg shaving it would be motherhood. :-)

Ladies, Consider this your official memo. Leg shaving has been suspended til April. I couldn't stand the itchiness but yay for those who love it!

Finally, someone understands my dreams and goals...exactly

the perfect job! When I grow up I want to be a nail polish namer.