I do so many things well, none of which generate income.

So true!

It's so true lol

Happens all the time.

My life translated into a single eCard

Yep, that's about right...

...

Yep!

Read my mind

Guilty!

This is my life.

My. Life. Story.

yep!

LOL. It's so true. :)

You don't know my life

It does say that...sort of.

Story of my life.

yep.

story of my life..

Avoid all eye contact!