Cranky Old Man
Said the little boy, Sometimes I drop my spoon. Said the little old man, I do that too. The little boy whispered, I wet my pants. I do too, laughed the old man. Said the little boy, I often cry. The old man nodded. So do I. But worst of all, said the boy, it seems Grown-ups don't pay attention to me. And he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand. I know what you mean, said the little old man. Shel Silverstein The Little Boy and Old Man~Love This...
Are you writing these things down, Boys? Pulmonary Embolism? I could be for you.