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ecard // i'm in love with my bed // alarm clock jealous whore // sleep

Because I love my friend Tonya... Who would totally say this!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

And don't forget go on vacation.....

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Funny but not funny at the same time!!!

Someday, I hope to be able to afford a new iPhone.like the girl in front of me with the food stamps. i guess if i didnt have to pay for food, i can afford an Iphone

Sounds about right.

Running eCard--I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

That is what the one mom who always wears yoga pants and a tank top thinks

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

lol.....sometimes I just eat there and avoid all that bullshit!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

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