I don't know if it's just because I haven't been to bed yet, but this made me laugh out loud.
every time I read this I laugh and think of a painting I saw at the Getty with my best friend
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes." #funny #quote
Ah HA HA HA HA HA! This made me giggle!
so randomly weird lol it made me laugh
Food for thought
I just want someone to love me for the true asshole that I really am...
Haha! True story @Melissa Springis @Anthony Kates
@Stephanie Borski true story
why I love my husband
Funny stuff i find
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." Such bullshit. Wipe that shit from your mouth or feed it to the dumbass who will believe it. :)
Those that call BS with "biblical" "truth" and "fact" are not very good at wiping anything let alone their mouths. Godless whores claiming they have a man-god or heritage?
Wipe your mouth there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips
need to remember this next time some people open their mouths.....
Good lord, isn't that the truth for some people.
Some people could use a LOT of napkins...
haha..so true for some people.
so true, and i don't even have any of my own kids yet.
omg! Hahaahah! So true! Little kids are stubborn!
This is so true! Sadly, my truth half the time.
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True Story about my life!!!!!!
True Story--so TRUE LOL
True Story. Oh so true.
That is a true story!
exactly why I waited until my 30's to finish college...(thank you Jenn!)
this makes me feel better about my last minute homework habits.
This is every college's kids reasoning.
That's what I tell my mom. So true, ha!
This was totally me in college!!
For a certain daughter #2
So true! Join my club!
Story of my life.
(via Joyce McIntire) I remember the raindrops falling on the roof above my room when I was a little child. It was so comforting.to fall asleep, listening to ""the sound of the rain."
My sister and I grew up at our trailer in the summer from June to August and we would sleep in the "Florida Room" with the, what sounded like a tin roof and we would fall asleep to that sound. Growing up I use to think it was the best sound in the world. Still is.
There is nothing better or more relaxing than falling asleep to the sound of rain:) The sound of rain on a tin roof.
There is nothing better or more relaxing than falling asleep to the sound of rain... one of my favorite things in the world!
This is so true that on the nights it isn't raining, I sleep to the sound of artificial rain... though it simply can not compare to the real thing. The best thing to fall asleep to is the sound of a raging thunderstorm.
I love falling asleep to the sound of rain <3 One of my favorite things
I love rain, and falling asleep to it is just plain wonderful!
I love falling asleep to the sound of rain... So true!!
I love rainy days and rainy nights!
This.is.hilarious! Definitely doing this from now on.
Words. "'We ran out of cat food.' So, it has come to this.' Protip: if you're not sure what to say, try 'so, it has come to this' -- it creates instant dramatic tension and is a valid observation in literally any situation." Reminds me of something T.D. would have come up with/used.
This doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me but It made me giggle that it shows them using kitty treats since they "ran out of cat food"
Protip: If you're not sure what to say, try "So it has come to this"- it creates instant dramatic tension and is a valid observation in literally any situation.
Instant Dramatic Tension! I will SO do this.
not sure why but I think this is so funny!
Pig Napping with a Stuffed Pig funny-stuff
Rock, paper, scissors
Ha!!! I totally agree...paper cannot beat rock in rock, paper, scissors!!!!
Paper, Rock, Scissors. "There's no way paper beats rock." hahahaha
haha i have always wondered how paper beat rock, this is awesome
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One of lifes big questions..How can paper beat rock?
Rock, Paper, Scissors — Why Papers Can’t Beat Rock
Paper, Rock, Scissors...Funny stuff.
rock, paper, scissors - So funny!
~ When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
Art Hammer time is what comes to mind for me ... funny-stuff
Bhahahahaha this is so funny!!!!
Hammertime. Always hammer time.
Hammer time, ice, ice, baby!!!!
lol,I say It`s hammer time.
Being a 90s kid is awesome
STORY OF MY LIFE!
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues ( I dont really have trust issues, but this is funny! and I hate when they trick me!!)
Lol trust issues...for me it's the exact opposite, chocolate chip cookies that look like raisin cookies!
Raisin cookies that look chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues funny quote
True story. Plus oatmeal raisin cookies are nasty! lol
Funny stuff. So true. :)
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Some people like my (ex)brother in law. But then this would be filed under "in all seriousness" rather than "funny stuff."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.i feel like this everyday. Especially at Walmart.
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. so true haha.
If you're witty, and a smart ass as a child- hone it, perfect it, so that it is charmingly funny as an adult.
Everything in lift has the potential to be funny. Stop hating smartasses. Smartasses seize the moment while you are too busy being uptight. Lighten up! Born with a smirt. Smartass for life. *And sarcasm rules too.
Man this is so me, I'm always being called a smart ass. Well guess there is an upside to it!
So true....I am guilty of being the smart ass and the uptight one too...
finally a sign to fend of the discrimination against smart-asses
Stop Hating Smartasses by `dinyctis on deviantART
Don"t hate us...
Funny stuff! ;)
There's a difference!
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Thought you'd get a laugh out of this. Not sure who it would remind you of though... :)
I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining, Why I’m Right
I will most definately use this sometime in my life
Can you argue with truth? Thought not!
to my husband, always remember this
This is some funny stuff!
so true in my life..
Do Not Disturb: It's okay to tell everyone to f*ck off every now and then.
So true - - - everyone should get a necklace with this tag for those days!
So true when I want to hide in my quilting room or to sit and knit!
So true when I want to hide in my quilting room!
I have this thought quite often...
So true...but not sooooo funny
made me giggle but so true.
introverts. True story.
Truth. So true!
the funny things is I did not get this, becaues I DID read Lemons not Melons :)
I bet u read lemons before u noticed it said melons 😏...lol
When i read this....i actually read lemons.... .___.
melons, lemons-- same difference, haha jk
Melons, lemons, they're both good!
I giggled, cause it's so true!
Horrible but oh so funny!
story of my life.
I was just talking to someone about Karma the other day. This was kind of our thought!
dear Karma, i have a list of people you missed.
I have a mile long list, Karma!
quotes, love this one!
funny Karma quote
haha so true tho!
Dear Karma... :-)
Girls. . . . are ya doin' ya job <3