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Why is "patience" a virtue? Why can't "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue? i have no patience!

Somee Cards...so funny...so offensive at times (which is why I secretly love them).

20 Funniest Someecards - someecards, funniest ecards

someecards I'd like to offer moral support but i have questionable morals.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Holding Your Hair Back@Allison Bouse

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Says my husband to me.I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Misplaced modifiers

A cop just knocked in my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I told him, “That’s impossible, my dogs don't even have bikes.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

This is so not me but blooming funny nonetheless! Life goals: figure out how to be emotionally constipated!

or, like me today, you run into the lone good-looking unmarried man on campus you know... damn it.

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared!

The Joke’s on Mom

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. Haha whatever! One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

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