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I do this ALL the time -_-

ahhhhh I did this to my boyfriends ex girlfriend when we weren't even FB friends! So effing embarrassing.

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This has happened to me when the kids had me play Mario Cart with them. Needless to say, I'm not invited to play Mario Cart anymore.

Or life or that boy in the third grade what happened to him? Oh u know what what if a penguin had a gun and decided he wanted to shoot you that would be a funny obituary and ur five minutes would come after dead

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Oh, my husband is going to get a kick outta this! He always says I should work for the FBI. I think motherhood & marriage heighten your senses and you are constantly on guard. Like a mother bear ;).

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.ain't that the dang truth!

haha just about every other day

That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.

If we don't know...we should!

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

now those jeans are another story...

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

soooooooo true!  can we have take your hammer to work day??

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Another one for your People I cant stand Board Mam! LOL!    LOVE IT!!!!   OL.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

This exact conversation happened to me when I was 4 years old. I drew a picture of a carrot and I was SO proud of myself. I showed my mom and she just said, "that's nice." She didn't even look at the picture before she said it.

Reminds me of our family vacation this past summer when my grown children (all 4 of them) colored a picture during a family picnic. It is STILL on the fridge here at my house!