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Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men | Reminders Ecard
Card reads: "Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men." So many horrible messages crammed into one little box: sex is dirty, bodies are bad, women's bodies should be covered up, men who look at women's bodies or want sex are bad/animals, women who appear sexy are bad/filthy, etc. Awful.
Will remember this when the time comes for that talk with my daughter
Respect yourself....something I will strongly teach my daughter.
I wish young women would remember this!
Very well said
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Bullshit. Religion doesn't belong in schools. Teach your kids to behave at home. That isn't the teacher's job. (Not to mention the fact that the Bible isn't the be-all-end-all of morality, either. And there's plenty of Christian criminals.)
thk: this is the height of stupidity Bring back the Bible and God to the school before God turns his back on the US.
This sounds like something my grandma would say. Ironically, I only read part of the bible ONCE, and it was a SCHOOL assignment. That must be why I have morals and haven't seen the inside of a prison. And all this time I thought I was just a good person ;)
True, but seriously I am absolutely positive I don't want public schools teaching the Bible. They'd get it wrong, they'd totally goof it up, it'd be watered down - but I do wish Christians weren't being persecuted in public schools. Thank God there's home school!!!!!
I couldn't agree more! I believe bibles should be allowed in schools!
Quotes. So True
bahahahah @Breanne Goodrum
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This kid's face cracks me up every time!
oh heck yes I can! ps. don't judge
hahahahahaha. Story of my life.
Wear the same outfit tomorrow
life of a college student
STORY OF MY LIFE.
hahaha sadly true
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I'm laughing! I said this to my daughter about a dress she bought. We made it work, though...with a cute pair of leggings and a shrug. ha!
lol, when I was shopping with Alyssa and Emma they saw one and asked if it was a shirt or a dress, "if you have to ask that we aren't getting it"
For the girls that can't tell the difference!! :) Sweetie, that's a shirt, not a dress.
Some girls need to know the difference between a shirt and a dress.:)
HA i've thought that of some girls before!!
when girls where XXXL shirts to school...
haha ive seen to many of these
Let the truth be heard.
for real though
.. but so true @ Becky H - it's good to be the eldest!
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Yup. That's how my big brother thought of it. If anyone gets to pick on his little sister, it was him.
I don't have an older sibling but my Aunt is like my sister and she will get yooouuu!!!! #lovechelle
Older siblings - the only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries.
This is funny and true. Love having older brother and sister!! And being an older sister!!
i have both an older brother & older sister...im the baby
older siblings, love my sisters!!
Big sister and big brother <3
Older siblings #ecards
Mom. E Cards
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my speech class group literally thought of this during class once
Such a good idea, screw human rights for criminals.
Hell yes, why have I never thought of this before?!
lol so true #1074
Just a thought
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Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels...well said!!
Calvin Klein models Victoria Secret models (Isn't this the truth?) Makes you wonder where their mirrors are.
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So true but I'm will find my model. Now to get to the Victoria secret angel part... lol
funny thing is..i don't know many guys who look like models!
Amen! Calvin Klein models and Victoria Secret Angels
possibly my favorite quote now!
Short Friends, Truth, Thought, My Sister
Posted in honor of my sisters and mom...all under 5' .... Apparently, at 5'2" I took a little longer to grow ;)
hehehe! So saying this next time the fact the I'm 5'2 becomes known to the world... As if it wasn't obvious that I'm short.
For all my short friends, and you know who you are......
For all my short friends out there...I LOVE you! ;)
Of course! Made me think of my sister Tracie!
.For my sisters and mom
my thoughts exactly!!
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
Amen to that one
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True story or some version of such. I was a troublesome kid and I got spankings if I misbehaved.
True story. I got spanked when I did something bad, now I'm the 'most' mature kid in my grade
Once upon a time, Mommies and Daddies could beat their kid's...So true!
ecards funny | True Story... | Funny eCards Lord...so true
Very true! ...not a *giggle*, but yep. so true.....
True story. Beat your kids
E-Cards of Life
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Thinking of you today and wishing I could CELEBRATE with you in person. I love you Autumn. Happy Birthday!!!
If this isn't the closest thing to the truth.....so true!
The Older I Get Tin Sign
lololololol True story
Another true story.
Oh, that could be fun.
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That would be so amazing! Then I'd need a bigger closet, the designs for which I'd find on Pinterest. And so on...
i wish every time @Shauna (LilDuckieArts) (LilDuckieArts) Rogers pinned a new outfit it endeed up in my closet! ;)
i wish every time @Shauna Rogers pinned a new outfit it endeed up in my closet! ;)
that would be so amazing, but I'd need a bigger closet. Hah
Pinterest closet... - That would be awesome!!
I'd be one very happy girl
Every girls sentiment
dream come true!
pretty much sums it up
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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge
expectation. YOU make a bad day worst.
Haha so true
What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
an old George Carlin line, one of my favorites
Hello! Common sense ....
story of my life...
Funny but true
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet.
My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!!!
Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch "crazy" in quiet. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
I'm a little frightened how many people have thought this during my rants... :)
I just prefer to watch crazy in quiet. #ecards
i prefer to watch #crazy in quiet ecards haha
. This is my life right now! Watching crazy!
True story! OMG so true!!!
Amen to that!!!!
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"Uncle Sam is NOT your baby's daddy. Work for it!" <--what I want to say to anyone who gets pregnant while unmarried more than once (I figure once can be a mistake, but twice is a choice!), or AFTER they're already on welfare!
Uncle Sam is NOT your baby's daddy. Work for it! Neither are the working class Americans!!!!!!!!!
Uncle Sam is NOT your baby's daddy. Work for it! | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Seriously! I can't afford kids and neither can you
Uncle Sam is NOT your baby's daddy. Work for it!
Wish I could tell a couple people this.
so funny...and sadly true.
Too true to be funny. sjm
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Seriously. Get a life, let go, and move on. You can have happiness in your life too... If you really want it.
Funny Workplace Ecard: Please excuse me for asking in the most impolite of ways, but I would really love to know what the fuck your problem is.
HOW MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE HAVE I WANTED TO ASK RUDE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE THIS QUESTION, BUT BIT MY TONGUE AND DIDN'T!!
I'm only saying excuse me, to be nice.
I would love to ask some people this.
please excuse me for asking...haha
Take this question seriously!!
lol some people in my life...
why is this so funny?
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Ugh my life. I only have friends when I sleep!
Sometimes e-cards tell my life story...
my life today. no. everyday.
Every. Freaking. Time.
This is my life story
Story of my life...
My life story
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
I think this is what people thought of my granny.