Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

just fyi - i am out of the medicine that makes me like you

just fyi - i am out of the medicine that makes me like you

I’m looking at you, two-year-olds. P.S. More comics.

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You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

SomeEcards:  I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

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