Hahaha! Please tell me again that you won't do something for me but yet you want me to do something for you? Also please go ahead and try to undermine my performance at work. You really know how to make friends. Crazy.
priceless - i peed my pants honestly
LOVE THIS! I know people with this talent!
Next time a blocked number calls your cell, answer - "Charlie's whore house, you got the dough we got the ho."
haha! That's funny
You n me...
"How do I block you in real life?" - Been trying to figure that out for yrs ;) lol But you're always THERE!
It's just that I love my friends so much... and sitting on my ass... and drinking...
So fitting right now...so anyone that's heard a story about me lately...remember this, there's a lot more to the story than what you've been told....
Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!