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This is my sister mouse vs me...

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

a complete waste of resources.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

And never leaving the house. Just watching through the window ;)

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. - YEP, screw winter, I want summer back.

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Anyone who knows me well, knows I pick the raisins out of my oatmeal raisin cookie and the the oatmeal cookie! mmmm, chocolate chip oatmeal cookies are yummm-o though :)

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Patience. What parents have when there are witnesses present.

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Ooh good one

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope a bird shits on your face today.

Never thought of it that way but it sure makes sense hehehe...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

Seriously this is my life...

Finding My Style At From My Front Porch To Yours

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

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