LOL....I'm dying. I had to read this 3 times before I got it. It must be the Martinez in me.
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Men vs. Women. #humor #laughter #life #men #women #health
Man sickness vs. woman sickness
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Funny Ecard: I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.
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I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
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OMG, I cried, I'm laughing so hard! LMAO! Thanks, mindy! Too funny
This makes me giggle!
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It's been a year since I quit my job to stay home with Lucia and I still regret not doing this... Although there's quite a few people I really miss
Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Oh, great. You just broke Nursing Unit Rule #1: Never say the 'Q' word aloud. Now we're totally screwed! So true!!
Especially Friday or the day before a holiday. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We're in trouble now. Words to live by. This is so true.
true story!!!! And oh so true for cops!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH YEAH!!! CAN'T WAIT
Best movie quote of all time!!
true story!!!! So so true!!
In my dreams lol
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I regret some of the things I said last night. I came up with way better insults this morning. @someecards
Always think of better stuff after!
Story of my life!! - For Jamie N!!
the morning after regret
hahaha always :)
Haha so true!
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Should say no one with intelligence plans a murder out loud but good enough!
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
@Stacey S and @E.B.E. Sensei you better watch it lol
Always watch the quiet ones...
Creepy quote, but I love it.
Love it, haha jk:)
Lol so true ;)
haha so true!
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Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other parts of me says, 'Don't listen to her, she's drunk.' ecard
Funny Confession Ecard: Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other parts of me says, Dont listen to her, shes drunk.
And I just NEVER listen to the suggestions of drunk people ...
so funny. Even though I don't drink this is hilarious!
We're so funny when we've been drinking.
I don't listen to drunk people!
Terrible! But so funny!
She's drunk hahahaha
so funny haha
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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
Isn't this the truth! Like I've said for years, "I was going to be a perfect parent then those boys came along". o:->
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be. lol
Free, Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.-----god knows this...lol
Serious. My husband and I were just complaining how we haven't one darn clean fork in the entire house (and we have at least 20 when all clean.) Clearly, the kids didn't do their chores today. I look back at my screen and see this. (insert inappropriate word here.)
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. I think this all the time!!
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
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(; Just cuz you girls give me such a hard time about my funny humor!!!
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Funny Baby Ecard: Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.
I love the kids more than anything, but this is totally how I feel about having another baby.
Every time someone asks if I'm gonna "try for a boy" when they see I have 3 girls!
Can this be any funnier? I'm always asked "don't you want to try for a girl?"
This is how I feel when people ask me if I'm going to try for a girl...
for real! i am soooooo done with having babies! thanks but no thanks
Hahahah... Al though I do love my kids this is so funny
@devynn ;) totally thought of u
LOL!! Totally me right now...
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Funny baby products. "Pull to sound alarm" pacifier. Clever =D Repinned from Beverlyann Nash-Gibson
"Pull to Sound Alarm" pacifier! So cute $4.99 at http://www.cornerstorkbabygifts.com/Pull-To-Sound-Alarm-Silicone-Pacifier.html #baby #babies #pacifier #buy
Pull To Sound Alarm Silicone Pacifier. When I have kids, I am going to make this! so clever!
i wish they had this pacifier when my kids were babies. too funny.
Too funny!! And oh, so true if your baby loves their pacifier!!
Pull to Sound Alarm Pacifier - best baby gift ever
So true - funny - baby stuff ....
Pacifier Baby Gift- So True.
Cute baby gift idea.
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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so true with some emails from people with all the spelling errors! (Not even meaning rude comments!) I SO wish I had the nerve to write that back to people...
Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, "Bitch, I can't read this, try again."
Sounds like something I'd do. XD I know I've thought that before.
This is so Melissa, whether it is a rude comment or not.
Hahaha. I would totally do this!!
Totally me lol
HAHA my life
I'd ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Id ask you to go fuck yourself, but youd probably just delegate that to me too.
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Ha! This is so my job lol
haha, funny shit.
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yoga farts....what?!?! I still laughed in spite of my lack of understanding yoga farts! Bahahahaha! This is so funny & so true!!
I just laughed so hard ....this isn't comforting for someone who is starting yoga class tomorrow :/
I just laughed so hard .... Don't pretend you don't know about this!!
I laughed so hard! @Julia oh my goodness ! I can't stop laughing
Hahaha I laughed so hard! MY LIFE... DESCRIBED PERFECTLY!
I just laughed so hard ....that is too freaking funny!!!
I have never laughed so hard at 7:51 am in my life!!!
I laughed so hard! And it shouldn't be so funny. :/
I laughed so hard! Yoga farts
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My wine glass is always half empty - as in darn it I need more wine lol! But my life is lived as glass full:)
So true... now where is my wine glass?
wine logic, so true, so true!
my thoughts exactly :)
wine logic... so true
BAHAHAHA so true lol
Story of my life.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.
Lol I can think of some people this would apply to
Bahahaha! Some people should learn the difference
this reminds me of some people... lol
So true bahaha I know a few of these
Hahahaha!! True Story!
Haha this is so funny!
Omg! So funny!!
haha so true!
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.
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There are a couple of people in my life that do this...
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Also known as 'over-taxing my happy pill'!
so funny because it's true. . .
So funny but....sometimes true.
OMG this sums up my life...
So funny cause its true!
Oh, So Funny But True!
my new fave quote!!!!!
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
bahahahaha @Sierra Tomek SO TRUE about SOMEONE we know.
I need to remember this and say this out loud someday.
when talking to some people, this is very true!
Everyone should eat alphabet soup.
That is hilarious!!! AND so true!
lol so true about some people
so funny... so true... lol