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    And I fail everyday...miserably.


    There are so many people this applies to!

    or you need to sneeze right after you applied your mascara and it's still wet!

    Happily Ever After


    Here is a photo of a turtle being tickled with a tooth brush. You're welcome.


    I am always annoyed with those stupid baby on board signs! This is funny!

    You Obviously Love Owls- The only acceptable time to use "YOLO".

    I laughed way to hard at this

    It's embarrassing how true this is, and how angry I get at people who get in the way of my doing this.


    “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a 9-y.o.-boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” - Tina Fey

    "Girl Scout cookie, anyone?"


    Airport swagger