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Why periods?

"Why can't Mother Nature just text and be like, 'Waddup girl, you ain't pregnant." Lol

Rottenecards - Dear Mother Nature, Get back on your meds, open a bottle of wine, & start thinking warm, happy thoughts!

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'Bridesmaids' Star Melissa McCarthy Grabs Big New Role!

I'm not gonna say I survived. I say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul. Into my Goddamn soul. And said; I'm saving you Megan. Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming telepathically.

The Big Bang Theory | Penny: Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun. Sheldon Cooper: Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college?

barney<3

barney<3

barney<3

Today is Mother's Day, so for 24 hours we have to work on not making Mom sick and tired of our shit. I wish my kids could understand this without the curse words!

How I Met Your Mother. I love that they photoshopped a new picture on. Yes, I watch this show enough to know that...

Funny Confession Ecard: I just want someone to cuddle and watch How I Met Your Mother with.

"And Kids, during the summer of 2012, your Aunt Robin decided to join The Avengers..." hehe Love How I Met Your Mother (and The Avengers).

how i met your mother

how i met your mother

how i met your mother