"How to measure your wife for an ironing table?" How about measuring your wife for a 9 iron so she can beat you? You try ironing in a skirt, high heels and a stiff hairdo and then we'll see how you like "getting measured for an ironing table!
Youngest girl to ever give birth, Lina Medina. She was 5 years, 7 months and 21 days old when she gave birth to a baby boy in The doctor is her son's namesake, Gerardo. It's still a mystery as to who impregnated her.
A Nose Warmer. Have you ever spent a winter thinking to yourself how inefficient scarves, hoods, and such items are at keeping your very nose warm? Simply because of where your nose is on your face, it can be hard to cover.