I'm married to a smartass, and work with two smartasses. Banana!
Giggle, Don T Hate, Hating Smartasses, Sotrue, Truth, So True, Smart Ass, Funny Stuff
For my husband...the epitome of a Smart-Ass! Bless him, he keeps me laughing!
stop hating smartasses - everything in life has the potential to be funny
So true....I am guilty of being the smart ass and the uptight one too...
finally a sign to fend of the discrimination against smart-asses
Here's your sign, non-hilarious people...
Stop hating smartasses!
Don"t hate us...
Need this for my desk.
Drama Free, Drama Queens, My Life, Front Doors, No Drama, Funny Stuff
Love this "No Drama! Violators Will be Bitch Slapped" You got that right
Celebrating drama-free life with bitch slaps for everyone! Oh wait...
NO DRAMA...VIOLATORS WILL BE BITCH SLAPPED...KARMA MAY EVEN JOIN IN
No Drama... Violators will be bitched slapped :-) perfect
#nodrama ...another one for my family in Miami!
This should be a sign on our front door
I need this sign in my life, LOL
No drama queens.
Find Swearing, Fucking People, Fucking Men, Backstabbing Lying, So True, Swearing Offensive, Lying Cheating, Don T Find
Personally, I don't find swearing offensive, I do find, back stabbing, lying, cheating and fucking people over offensive, but not swearing. OMG so true!!!!
Truth...the goddamn fucking truth !
I wish my life had backround music so I could understand what the hell is going on.
Life S Music, Funny True, Life Music, Funny But True, Funny Music Quotes, Funny Life Quotes, So Funny
I wish my life had backround music so I could understand what the hell is going on. So funny but true.....
Tbh, my life does have background music, it's just playing through my headphones
I wish my life had background music !
I just want the background music
Background music would be great
why is this funny & true????
2015/08/14 Background Music
Funny...but True :)
Some words to live by…
If you cant say something nice, say something witty and sarcastic. [Photo Credit: @mjensen1994 via Instagram] #sarcasm #humor #bumpersticker
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My life's motto also make me think of my hilarious ginger friend... :)
My lifes motto Check out the website to see more
Me summed up in one bumper sticker!!
My life's motto----SO... ME ;)
my life motto, apparently.
My life motto
I mean, I pretty much am.
Badass, God Thinks, Bad Ass, Sotrue, My Life, Thinks I M, So True, Funny Stuff
God thinks I'm a bad ass and sometimes it's true. But sadly its not true all the time not all the time
If God only gives us what we can handle then APPARENTLY #God thinks I'm a badass ( like the female version of #DeanWinchester ).
God gives us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks Im a bad-ass. :-)
This definitely fits my life lately! So true!!!!!
He doesn’t think I’m a badass, He KNOWS! ;)
God thinks I am a bad-ass. True story lol
apparently god thinks I'm a badass
Funny stuff I will use later
True true true
Funny Things, Giggle, Funny Shit, So True, Funny Stuff, I Dare You, Funnystuff, True Stories
For some off the wall reason this made me think of the Incredibles where Frozone is asking the wife for his super suit and the reason he gives on asking for it is to "save the world for the greater good!" She says "I'm the greatest good you're gonna get!" Hahaha I seriously giggled too much while typing this! Lmfao! And this is why I will always be For ever alone! Lmfao 😩 haha
Lmao say it again, I dare you.
True story! lol
So true hahaha
I dare you....
Lmao so true
So true! Lol
lol so true! I do this!
Awkward Moments, Single Time, Giggle, Soo True, Funny Stuff, Haha So True
That awkward moment when you leave the shop without buying anything and all you can think is, "act nautural, you're innocent". - a llllllll the time
Alllll the time... I could not stop laughing after I read this I started bawling! HAHAHAHAHA
I thought I was the only one.... I feel like this every.single.time. haha...ALL the time!
Me all the time! Tip: say thanks as you leave the store and you won't feel guilty!😄
funny that awkward moment you leave shop without buying and feel guilty funny quote
Haha so true! I do that all the time...
All the time..soo true
Haha! I thought I was the only one... ... Click this image to browse more #quotes & #funny pics! :) Clean Funny,Funnies,funny,Giggles,Gives me hapPEEness ;),Hilarious.,Nerdiness,
What Really Happens At Naptime
So true! LOL
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so true. So funny, I pinned this off my daughter! I better hide my stash better.
So true. In my case it is usually chocolate or ice cream.
hehe, I ate hidden cookies today during nap time!!
Actually it's ice cream for me, but so true!
So true! Hidden cookies bwahahaha
Ahhhh the cookies... funny-stuff
secret cookies - LOL! SO TRUE!
So funny because it's so true!
Haha! Too true...
That S Funny, You Re Stupid, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Funnystuff, Stupid People
When you are dead, you dont know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid. - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Stupid people (wow this is so true-maybe I can stop getting so pissed).
This is so funny . So true. I hope its not me. Lol.
lolololol was not expecting that #stupidpeople
Stupid people...nothing we can do about it.😳
And stupid people prove it relentlessly.
So true - so funny - yet so sad!
So true! Stupid people...
Giggle, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Raise Aim, Bad Day, Live Laugh Love, Fire Reload
Yep. Because some days, it's just true. Haha! |Humor||Funny quotes||Bad days quotes||Live, laugh, love quote||LOL|
I'm usually about LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, and DANCE, but today it's more like RAISE, AIM, FIRE, and RELOAD, my life as of lately
Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. I want this on my wall, HR probably wouldnt see the humor though... More Life, Yep, Inspiration, Quotes, Scoreboard, True, Humor, Shooting Range, Fire Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. I want this on my wall, people probably wouldnt see the humor though... Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload. Yep *shooting range attitude* ***** *(◠‿◠)* ***** ~ Funny quote | Inspiring Love Life Wise Quotes Yep. Because some days, its just true. Haha! |Humor||Funny quotes||Bad days quotes||Live, laugh, love quote||LOL|
Live, laugh, love and dance but today raise, aim, fire and reload
funny usually live laugh love today raise aim fire funny quote
Live Laugh Love Dance Raise Aim Fire Reload
hahaha....not really, but it made me giggle.
So true some days...
Awkward Moments, Funny Things, Advanced Sarcasm, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Mylife, True Stories
"The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid." Story of my life.
advanced sarcasm... - (awkward)(moment)(stupid)
The true story of my life.
so true. My life.
Haha. True story.
A collection of funny things we find while wasting time online.
Gummy Bears, I D Fight, Love You, Care Bears, Funny Stuff
I'd fight a bear for you, Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those for you.
not this care bear lol..might be just as bad as a grizzly or brown bear when mad enough and provoked lol
And you better know that means I love you a lot because I really love those care bears...
CARE BEAR!! This reminds me of the other night!! Carebears are feisty!!
Or that Snuggle fabric softener bear...or a gummy bear :)
It's not really a daily odd compliment but....
Care Bear Fight Club
Baby Giraffe ahhhhh soooooooo cute!!!! Couldn't have said it better myself,funny,Funny stuff,HA HA,haha,It's Good To Giggle,Too Funny,
I´d fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a Panda. But maybe like a Care bear?
story of my life
I M Freaking, Funny Saying, My Life, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Freaking Talented, Totally Me
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Oh MY Gosh, this had me cracking up for hours!!!!! Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings
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This is totally me... Top 29 Collection Of #Random #Funny #Quotes That Go Viral This Year
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Funny thing is that I know people this would fit LOL
My life. Im so freaking talented its insane
once again funny stuff...
I´m freaking talented!
This totally applies to me.
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I strongly believe I would be a much better person if I were constantly, slightly drunk / patsy stone <3
AbFab! So true. I'm much funnier when I drink. At least I think so.
truth., Go To www.likegossip.com abfab patsy vodka
truth. Ab Fab my fav show in high school!
truth. seriously so true haha
PATSY STONE <3 haha ABFAB
that's funny stuff
ab fab - truth.
Hahahahahaha!!!! Best motivational quote, ever.
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Or you can keep trying to be me its so funny
New spin on the famous Oscar Wilde quote?
Oh, offensive humor. You kill me!
I like that word...TWAT...LOL
I like the word TWAT.
Truth... twat waffle
So funny I'm dying
sometimes..yes.. I do think this when people are talking to me
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This is so true, in regards to quite a lot of things I either find inconsequential or just not my business.
#funny #hilarious #motivational ck#pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
I read this and the first thing I thought was damn I can her Kori saying this...@Adrienne Taylor
thought this was a serious quote at first..kind of funny.
Hahaha! For some things, this is so true.
Bahahaha. So true for so many things.
to some things. this is so true.
Quotes -my life in a nutshell<3
you cant imagine
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If it looks like a duck....BAHAHaha!!
this just described my life
If it looks like a duck...
The answer to my life!
this is so funny!
Haha so true...
this is a fact.
Chels, I'm so proud of your Star Wars savvy - we did good!
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I laughed at this cause I have thought it before lol
Post I this did.<<<<< CORRECTION Post this I did
Never watched star wars but I LOVE this
For my classroom, appropriate not is.
I have this thought far to often..
Too late, she already did.
So mean... But so funny!