I'm married to a smartass, and work with two smartasses. Banana!

Need this for my desk.


I wish my life had backround music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

If you cant say something nice, say something witty and sarcastic. [Photo Credit: @mjensen1994 via Instagram] #sarcasm #humor #bumpersticker

I mean, I pretty much am.

True true true

lol so true! I do this!

So true! LOL

Haha! Too true...




story of my life

This totally applies to me.

Hahahahahaha!!!! Best motivational quote, ever.

sometimes..yes.. I do think this when people are talking to me

too funny

Chels, I'm so proud of your Star Wars savvy - we did good!

True story