Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

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